NICHE PARADE - She Can't Believe I'm Flashing Cock, So She Takes A Picture

I was driving around with my cock in hand, stroking away like it’s all good when I came upon this fly honey in sunglasses. She was on the phone with who the hell knows, maybe her boyfriend. I asked her where the library is (because I’m a huge fan of reading). She repeated the word library and pronounced it “libary” like Latin females like this are often wont to do. To my surprise, she knew where it was. Right as she was leaving, I asked her to stay and watch me finish. She told me that she’s not gonna call the cops because she’s nice. She then recorded me jacking off for her friend. Little did she know, I was recording her, too. I stopped talking and she got nervous. She started yapping away, talking a bunch of nonsense. I wasn’t listening. I had my eye on the prize. “Oh my gosh, you’re just really going at it,” she says. Damn right, babe. I gotta go before someone spots me. I ain’t going to jail again.